My dad just came into my room and shouted at me in Klingon.
Am I more embarrassed that he did that or that I know he said I was a disappointment to the empire?
You should be most embarrassed that you’re a disappointment to the empire.
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
Fuck it, he’s Harry Potter
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
#poor harry’s just like #I NEED AN ADULT. BUT NOT THIS ADULT. A DIFFERENT ADULT PLEASE.
one time leonard nimoy was complaining about how the spock ears made him feel like a rabbit so deforest kelley gave him a bunch of carrots i need a moment or ten
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like